Saturday, August 22, 2009

13 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Good for Your Health and Sexuality

1. Chocolate reduces blood pressure. The flavonoids found in cocoa help in the control of the arterial tension, by increasing the amount of nitric oxide in the blood. Studies showed that dark chocolate is as effective as the antihypertensive
drugs are.

2. Dark chocolate can decrease by 50% the risk of a heart attack, coronary disease by 10%, and premature death by 8%.

3. It improves blood circulation to the brain for two to three hours after you eaten chocolate. The flavonoids dilate the blood vessels in the brain, allowing a larger blood flow (implicit of oxygen). This way, the brain fights off exhaustion, insomnia and aging, improving memory and learning. A special cocoa that retains the naturally occurring chemicals called flavonoids, which are abundant in fresh cocoa, could help maintain the normal functioning of the brain and could be used for future therapies against cognitive decline and dementia.

4. Chocolate gets into a good mood. Phenylethylamine, a neuronal disinhibitor released by the brain, is also found in chocolate, and induces a stage of euphoria and excitation during the sexual prelude, by turning on the brain's pleasure nuclei. This molecule increases the feeling of excitement, giddiness and boosts the sex drive; consequently, it gives you more or less the same sensation that the alcohol does, but without the secondary effects of the latter. (you know what they say... 'Flowers or chocolate to your girl!')Anyone knows the "I feel good" sensation induced by chocolate. Chocolate does not contain serotonin, the "happiness" hormone, but tryptophan, a serotonin precursor, that the brain can transform into serotonin. High serotonin levels stimulate the release of endorphins. Actually, what the antidepressant drugs do is simply increase the brain's serotonin levels, since low levels of serotonin induce depression.

5. Chocolate increases the quantity of sugar in your blood, due to the above-mentioned flavonoids. Chocolate helps the process of sugar metabolization, and dark chocolate helps reduce the risk of developing diabetes.

6. Chocolate fights off chronic fatigue. Eating 50 grams of chocolate (85 % cacao) daily decreases the symptoms of this disease.

7. Chocolate increases "good" cholesterol and lowers the "bad" one, due to the antioxidants, similar to those found in fruits, vegetables, tea and wine.

8. This food can also be a remedy against coughing. A chemical from cocoa can be more efficient against coughing than many medicines are, and it doesn't have the adverse effects that the latter have.

9. Improved circulation induced by flavonoids also boost...erection! So ?.what will it be: Viagra or chocolate?

10. Chocolate contains iron. That's why it is recommended for pregnant women. Chocolate is also abundant in magnesium, proven to ease pre-menstrual symptoms (PMS). The calcium in milk induces the same effect, so milk chocolate could ensure the men's peace and relaxation in certain... 'special moments'.

11. Just like coffee, cocoa contains caffeine too.

12. The researches showed that chocolate consumers live almost one year more than those who do not eat chocolate.

13. Studies have shown that chocolate impedes cell deterioration and cancer.

PS : The bitterest chemical found in chocolate, theobromine, an alkaloid similar to caffeine, was found to fight off tooth decay, being more efficient than the fluoride in strengthening the crystalline structure of teeth against erosion by acid-producing bacteria (linked to tooth decay).

Sunday, August 16, 2009

13 ways to be romantic (for those of you who like to analyze and compute things)

  1. Spend 10% more time together.

  2. Generate 33% more laughter in your life together.

  3. Focus 100% of your attention when listening to him or her.

  4. Create a 10% increase in the amount of fun you have together.

  5. Give up 10% of your hobby time, and give it to your partner.

  6. Reduce your complaining by 50%.

  7. Reduce your criticizing by 62%.

  8. Say I love you 300% more often.

  9. Spend 10% as much time kissing as you spend watching TV every day.

  10. Be 25% more creative in your relationship.

  11. Be 10% more thoughtful/considerate.

  12. If you're talkative by nature, talk 20% less, and listen 20% more.

  13. If your quiet by nature, open up and talk 20% more.

PS : Give me a feedback if this is working for you too !

13 ways to be romantic

Saturday, August 15, 2009

13 reasons to love you more

  1. Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.
  2. You and me together, we can make magic.
  3. We're a perfect match.
  4. Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.
  5. You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.
  6. You are simply irresistible.
  7. Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat.
  8. Your love is an effective anti-dote to despair.
  9. I love to wake up with you by my side...It makes my days better.
  10. I love that feeling of being secure when you wrap your arms around me.
  11. I love the way you keep your cool when I do something stupid.
  12. I like your small gestures that speak volumes about how much you care.
  13. I love you because you bring the best out of me.

PS : Stay single, love is too complicated :))

Thursday, August 13, 2009

13 reasons why sleep is better than sex

  1. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
  2. No one will start rumours about how much you sleep.
  3. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
  4. You don't have to pay for sleep.
  5. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
  6. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)
  7. You can sleep in church.
  8. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
  9. Your teddy bear never complains.
  10. It's legal to sleep in any position whichever country you live in.
  11. You can let your dog into bed, and not be acused of zoophilia.
  12. You don't have to send your room-mate to the movies so you can get some sleep.
  13. You don't have to use protection every time you sleep.
PS : Let me know which works for you better !

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

13 reasons you should quit smoking

  1. No more burning holes in my clothes.
  2. My breath will smell better than my dog's.
  3. My physician won't need to "counsel" me anymore
  4. I'll live longer.
  5. I won't feel like a leper in public.
  6. I'll be able to exercise more.
  7. My children will have fewer ear and respiratory infections.
  8. My teeth will be whiter.
  9. I'll save my unborn child from nicotine withdrawal.
  10. I'll be able to play with my grandchildren without gasping.
  11. I'll make new friends.
  12. I'll be able to get rid of something that is controlling my life.
  13. I'll be a good role model for my children.
PS: I won't have to worry about how smoking is ruining my health.

Monday, August 3, 2009

13 lucruri care trebuie sa le faci cand te suna cineva la 5 dimineata si tu dormi bustean

1. Deschide ochii incet,nu te panica si vezi ce dracu suna
2. Acum ca ai vazut ca suna telefonul,uita-te rapid cat e ora
3. Injura-te amarnic ca ai uitat sa-ti pui telefonul pe silentios
4. Raspunde pe un ton adormit ca persoana care te-a trezit sa
observe ce a indraznit sa faca
5. Asculta ce are de zis...numai daca vrei
6. Nu uita sa aprobi,ajunge sa mormai ,chiar daca nu te intereseaza
7. Roaga apelantul ,pe un ton calm, sa se uite la ceas
8. Abtine-te de la orice cuvinte injurioase,ai vreme sa faci asta dupa ce se incheie convorbirea
9. Aminteste-i apelantului ca orice telefon e binevenit inainte de 12 noaptea
10. Incheie convorbirea pe un ton jovial
11. Acum ca ai inchis telefonul, esti liber sa-ti bagi p**a in g**a apelantului,chiar daca acesta e vegetarian,crede-ma ai tot dreptul
12. Poti sa-ti faci linistit o cafea, apelul anterior cu siguranta ti-a taiat tot cheful de somn
13. Fa-ti solemna promisiune ca o sa returnezi favoarea apelantului,apoi jura-te ca o sa-ti pui la noapte telefonul pe silentios.

PS: La drequ cu toti aia care n-au ce face la 5 dimineata.

Intrebare: - Tu ce ai face daca te-ar suna cineva la 5 dimineata ?

Friday, July 31, 2009

13 reasons why 13 girlfriends are better than just one

1. Sex
2. Sex on the beach
3. More sex
4. Definitely more sex
5. Enormous amount of sex
6. Sex stories you can share
7. Again more sex
8. Free sex
9. Wild sex
10. Incredible sex
11. Amazing sex
12. Out of this world sex
13. Less porn :))

PS: Never pay for something you can get for free.

Message from Vio's

Hello there !!!

Feel free to add more reasons, and to post some comments to the 2 posts i've made so far... and any ideea or sugestion will be well received.

13 reasons you should NOT have a zombie girlfriend

  1. If she is massaging you, she's doing that probably to tenderize your meat.
  2. You might find a pink toenail in your soup,in a fashion era when everybody wears green, simply unacceptable .
  3. You might just be eating her last date.
  4. Beware of compliments that contain "tasty".
  5. Not every stuffed animal wears blue and has a badge, but hears do.
  6. You probably tasted her sister last night, and she needed more salt and spices.
  7. It would be probably better not to start your dinner with a cannibal joke.
  8. Take her at the local cinema to see a vegetarian movie,that will calm her off.
  9. If she's a on a diet, your leather jacket should be enough for tonight.
  10. Give up the flowers, 'cause raw meat does the job better.
  11. The best place to date a cannibal would probably be a police station.
  12. If she does something wrong, never...i repete , never give her a helping hand.
  13. Every time she takes you to a party with her closest friends ,always remind them that you got the flu, because even cannibals have health issues.

PS: If you spot a cannibal, please report that to your local police a man , not a meal .

Thursday, July 30, 2009

13reasons you should date dead people

  1. Dead people do not have bodyguards.
  2. Dead people can't afford any lawsuit against you.
  3. Dead people are colder and cheapper than air conditioned in long hot summers.
  4. Dead people are very good listeners, and they never interupt you from anything.
  5. Dead people "can see dead people" too, not just that kid from the movie.
  6. Dead people don't eat much.
  7. Dead people don't cheat at cards.
  8. Dead people don't talk bedind your back.
  9. Dead people are very sincere, silence says everything.
  10. Dead people don't come home late at night with another women's lipstick on their shirt.
  11. Dead people don't have bad habits like drinking to much or smoking.
  12. Dead people are women friendly, 'cause they can't get a hard on.
  13. Dead people never complain about sex.

    BONUS: Dead people don't come asking for money !

    PS: I don't recommend sex with creatures that have a lower or higher blood temperature than yours ! and i certanly do NOT encourage necrophilia !