Thursday, August 13, 2009

13 reasons why sleep is better than sex

  1. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.
  2. No one will start rumours about how much you sleep.
  3. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
  4. You don't have to pay for sleep.
  5. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
  6. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)
  7. You can sleep in church.
  8. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
  9. Your teddy bear never complains.
  10. It's legal to sleep in any position whichever country you live in.
  11. You can let your dog into bed, and not be acused of zoophilia.
  12. You don't have to send your room-mate to the movies so you can get some sleep.
  13. You don't have to use protection every time you sleep.
PS : Let me know which works for you better !

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