Showing posts with label 13 motive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 13 motive. Show all posts

Sunday, August 16, 2009

13 ways to be romantic (for those of you who like to analyze and compute things)



  1. Spend 10% more time together.

  2. Generate 33% more laughter in your life together.

  3. Focus 100% of your attention when listening to him or her.

  4. Create a 10% increase in the amount of fun you have together.

  5. Give up 10% of your hobby time, and give it to your partner.

  6. Reduce your complaining by 50%.

  7. Reduce your criticizing by 62%.

  8. Say I love you 300% more often.

  9. Spend 10% as much time kissing as you spend watching TV every day.

  10. Be 25% more creative in your relationship.

  11. Be 10% more thoughtful/considerate.

  12. If you're talkative by nature, talk 20% less, and listen 20% more.

  13. If your quiet by nature, open up and talk 20% more.

PS : Give me a feedback if this is working for you too !


Monday, August 3, 2009

13 lucruri care trebuie sa le faci cand te suna cineva la 5 dimineata si tu dormi bustean

1. Deschide ochii incet,nu te panica si vezi ce dracu suna
2. Acum ca ai vazut ca suna telefonul,uita-te rapid cat e ora
3. Injura-te amarnic ca ai uitat sa-ti pui telefonul pe silentios
4. Raspunde pe un ton adormit ca persoana care te-a trezit sa
observe ce a indraznit sa faca
5. Asculta ce are de zis...numai daca vrei
6. Nu uita sa aprobi,ajunge sa mormai ,chiar daca nu te intereseaza
7. Roaga apelantul ,pe un ton calm, sa se uite la ceas
8. Abtine-te de la orice cuvinte injurioase,ai vreme sa faci asta dupa ce se incheie convorbirea
9. Aminteste-i apelantului ca orice telefon e binevenit inainte de 12 noaptea
10. Incheie convorbirea pe un ton jovial
11. Acum ca ai inchis telefonul, esti liber sa-ti bagi p**a in g**a apelantului,chiar daca acesta e vegetarian,crede-ma ai tot dreptul
12. Poti sa-ti faci linistit o cafea, apelul anterior cu siguranta ti-a taiat tot cheful de somn
13. Fa-ti solemna promisiune ca o sa returnezi favoarea apelantului,apoi jura-te ca o sa-ti pui la noapte telefonul pe silentios.

PS: La drequ cu toti aia care n-au ce face la 5 dimineata.

Intrebare: - Tu ce ai face daca te-ar suna cineva la 5 dimineata ?